ass eating cannibal 

Skin walkers legal name

Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.

ass eating cannibal by Mothtofi September 1, 2023

Ass eating cannibal 

Skin walkers but kubz scouts version

“I don’t like calling then skinwalkers but I like calling them ass eating cannibals”

Ass eating cannibal by Pigeonmumbojumbo September 1, 2023

ass eating slasher 

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

ass eating slasher by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

Ass Eating Season by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

Ass eating season by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

ass eating season

It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.

Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season

ass eating season by Boi it's katilyn October 22, 2017

Ass eating grin 

A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.

Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.

Ass eating grin by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010