Asheville High School 

Asheville High school is a unique school made up of various types of kids, all together making yet another diversified quality of Asheville. Equally populated with nerds, jocks, homosexuals, freaks, hippies, artists and a significant amount of potheads; Asheville High school is a great example of one of the more "ghetto" schools in the Western part of North Carolina. The school building actually is very castle-like, resembling some of the better parts of the Biltmore house, and rumor has it that the school is haunted by a student who used to go to school there a long time ago. (Really, look it up on the news) Asheville High has a bad-ass rep for being one of the coolest schools around to be a part of. Go Asheville High Cougars!

-Hey dude, let's go smoke some shit some place cool.
-Yeah, man. Asheville High school!

Asheville High School by Student from AHS March 3, 2011

Asheville Lunch Break 

When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.

Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"

Asheville Lunch Break by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Asheville, NC 

Asheville, NC is the mountain town of OZ. You move to Asheville to get away from douche-bag types who brag about mediocre country club memberships while watching duck dynasty w/ annoying suburban soccer-mom wives embroidering every stitch of clothing in the house. Here the Southerners are hip and progressive...not boring, backward or prudish. Here people read books, appreciate architecture and eat at Wholefoods, not Golden Corral. Here people respect humans of all colors, familial status, sexual orientations and ethnicity...religion here is about love, not discrimination. Diversity, Creativity, Art and Music are celebrated and instead of a police-state like much of the South, here the police are your helpful neighbors. These Southerners have an honest friendliness, they are not narrow-minded or bigoted and they love to hike, ski, fish, dance, and eat well. People in Ashville go to Europe on holiday...not Panama City Beach. Asheville attracts a better class of human being celebrating life in a kaleidoscope of art and song.

Once I moved to Asheville, NC I was ruined, I knew I could never live in Macon, Georgia again.

Living in Asheville, NC feels more like Colorado than North Carolina...now can we get people in Breck to move to Boone.

Asheville, NC by bonvivant-South June 24, 2019

asheville school 

Heaven on earth. 7th best boarding school in the US, probably in the world too. If you go there, meet Eric Min. Only downside? No wifi after 10:00 PM.

Christ School? More like Auschwitz! Go to Asheville School.

asheville school by Truckload of Swag December 10, 2016

asheville middle school 

it’s just a public school full of retards and nic. i recommend going, if you go to any other school you are weird

person one: guess what

person two: what

person one: we aren’t aloud to go to the water fountains at my school

person two: why

person one: we are apparently getting too much social time

person two : what school do you go to

person one: asheville middle school

asheville middle school by nonamedcoolperson November 23, 2021

Asheville Sober 

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

Asheville Sober by divinelightning January 9, 2022

worst asheville 

Worst Asheville is the western part of Asheville North Carolina commonly known as West Asheville. Worst Asheville mainly consist of run down buildings with bums and whores hanging out if front of them.

Worst Asheville is not the place you want to live or even visit.

worst asheville by Da Man from da place October 22, 2012