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A verbal disagreement between 2 (or more) people, in which each person attempts to convince the other that they are correct. Usually results in neither person changing their view on the matter, which begs the question:

What purpose does it serve to have an argument when you know you won't change their opinion, and they know you won't change yours?

None, you idiot. There is no purpose in having an argument, besides entertainment to those around you for 5 minutes, before the spectators realize you are both just repeating your points raising your voices each time. Stop arguing, its a waste of time and energy.
Having an argument is pointless
argument by watrulookingm8 November 2, 2020
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A group of crystal meth addicts or tweakers
I spotted an argument on the corner of 8th avenue and 14th street heading north.
Argument by LexiMan November 15, 2010
A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.
Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.
Argument by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
"nice argument" "yes i know niggers eat smegma"
Argument by kkr homo August 11, 2018
Something you don't do with a woman when she knows her facts.
"I didn't do it baby I swear" Woman- "see? This why we're having an argument bc you lying an I got proof you just don't wanna admit it."
Argument by #madweed October 31, 2018
My girlfriend and I had a disagreement so we got in a huge argument.
Argument by Hypnotic Talent October 25, 2019
When two or more people have a disagreement
Example of an argument:
Person 1 "all im saying is that if enough crows worked together they could pickup a light baby and cary it into the sky"
Person 2 *leaves all the groceries they were going to buy and runs out of the store*
Person 1 *runs at inhuman speeds alongside person 2 as they get in there car and drive away
Person 2 "how can you run that fast"

*starts to sob*
Person 1 "I bet it would only be like 8 crows to cary a newborn child"
Person 2 "please god, help me, why are you doing this"
Person 2 *starts to wake up*
Person 2 *sits up in bed covered in sweat*
Person 1 *muffled* "I'm sure the crows *opens closet door* would b-
Person 2 *Screams*
Argument by 0987652431 July 30, 2022