Cole: Yo do you think Jake will have his first kiss today? I mean it’s April 15th..
Henry: Oh yeahnational first kiss day! But nah I don’t think so he’s still a pussy
April 15th is Randy appreciation day Because Randy Tran is the best mom I could ask for and hes cute and adorable and hot at the same time and his personality is amazing and if u happen to know a randy tran give him a kiss. No not literally bc I'll stab u jk
(I'm not kidding)
Joana: Randy lemme suck ur dick since its april 15th
Me: Try it and I'll cut ur nonexistenttitties off