A mutation of AIDS that is found in the air. Breathing in said air will give you hardcore AIDS.
It is also when a man infected with AIDS cums into a man/woman's mouth, giving them AIDS. It is named after the fact it is in the air, therefore, it is "airborne".

In Africa, the deadly airborne AIDS virus is killing more and more people every day.
Sarah is such a slut so it's not surprising that she got airborne AIDS.

Airborne Aids by ZeusOfJuice April 18, 2016

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Airborne andy

This involves first waiting until the victims back is turned. You must then pull down your trousers and underwear, completely exposing your cock and balls. You then wait for the victim to turn around, and perfectly time a vertical jump, to ensure that you are completely airborne when their eyes first meet your tackle. The jump has a sort of 'zero gravity' effect on the male genitals, causing them to float up from their normal position, thus creating a new, unexpected and interesting way of pranking your victim.

I just turned around and Jonny hit me with an airborne andy!

Airborne andy by Jay87 November 6, 2006

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Airborne Shuffle

A term originating in the U.S Army referring to a soldier jogging very slowly (usually so slow that a walking person could overtake them) , as if weighed down by equipment.
The Airborne regularly engage in the activity of running with all of their equipment.

"Hey, soldier,keep running, don't walk, Airborne Shuffle if you have to"

Airborne Shuffle by dood87 April 14, 2010

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