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Address Adultress 

When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?
My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?
Address Adultress by suzgirl April 10, 2019

Address 7/43

This is a sign something bad is happening. This means you need to go run.
Her address seems wrong. It says address 7/43.
Address 7/43 by 459395 January 24, 2022

address'em 

When a public figure is recorded saying things unsuitable, immoral or hypocritical they are expected to take a stand and/or apologise and/or step down.
When a private figure is, nobody really cares. Except maybe the person addressed.
Advisor: "Mr President, its time for an address'em!"
"Dear Taiwanese people, yes, its true. I did have sexual relations with that woman. And i apologise to my wife Mallory Rodman and to our children. I don't see why i should step down though coz im doing a pretty neat job."

"So so embarrassed about what i messaged you last night. To put my own good above everbody else's was so out of order. Please accept my apology."
address'em by Krkič November 7, 2020

sablity address 

The sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it, whereas the holity address is part of a hendfice (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A type of residential address which is itself a glode, into which exactly five holity addresses are enspomed together, subspelically
May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the sablity or holity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!
sablity address by T.W.B March 20, 2021

holity address 

The holity address is part of a hendfice, wheras the sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A holity address of residential address always spomed inside a glode together (as the law requires) with four other holity addresses
May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the holity or sablity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!
holity address by T.W.B March 20, 2021

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