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System of a Down hater 

A pathetic ignorant person who cannot see excellent music when it is held right in front of them. Should You come across one of these unenlightened fools, and they begin to hate on SOAD, do not let your anger or disappointment take over, just turn and walk away.
True Music Fan: Hey do you listen to System Of A Down?

System of a Down hater: Nah I hate that crappy shit, they suck because I can't understand their dumb screaming

True Music Fan: No, YOU suck. *keeps walking*

System of a Down hater 

Note that this person is most likely an asswipe or has just been violently ass raped. Upon sight of a SOAD hater, you must exterminate this pathetic excuse for a human being immediately.

Beat A furry Hater Hater Day 

November 29 is … a counter-measure to "Beat A Furry Hater Day" In which Furry Haters, and all normal people, can beat, and make ones that hate Anti-Furries or Furry haters suffer. And yes, they cannot fight back.
A Furry hater hater : "Oh no it's that day."
A furry hater : "Oh yes it is."
A furry hater hater : "TIME FOR BEAT A FURRY HATER HATER DAY!"

System of a Down hater 

1. A person who hates System of a Down, generally because they think the music is trite, uninspired, and sophomoric. While some people fall into this category simply because they hate anything popular, most people will say that the benal noodling that is often mistaken for real music and the pseudo-intellectual lyrics are the reason they dislike this band.

2. A name also thrown out by fans for anyone who says "Who?" when System of a Down is mentioned.
"Dude, don't be a System of a Down hater!"

"I can't help it, they suck and they can't fool me."

Beat a furry hater hater hater day

A countermeasure to Beat a furry hater hater day. takes place on November 30th. Beat any furry hater you know, and they cannot fight back.
Furry hater: Fuck, they made a countermeasure to our countermeasure?
Furry hater hater hater: Yes we fucking did. Now get ready to die on Beat a furry hater hater hater day.

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist 

Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH