A wet chode 

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock

Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked

A wet chode by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023

A wet chode 

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.

Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest

A wet chode by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023

Sitting on a wet log 

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

Sitting on a wet log by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

he would fuck up a wet dream by barber of seville May 9, 2019

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

two legs and a wet patch by The_Devon October 19, 2009

mad as a wet hen 

In the old south, after a hen laid her eggs she would want to sit on them until they hatch. Even if you gathered up all her eggs, she would still sit on the empty nest. So in order to “break her” and get her to lay more eggs, the farmer would lift her off the nest and dunk her in water. She’d then go right back to her nest, so this had to be done two or three times, after which she’d be mad as hell and start “fussing and scrambling about” Apparently this “broke her” and she’d start laying eggs again.

her husband came home late and drunk again, and she was mad as a wet hen!

mad as a wet hen by mysticaldeath January 4, 2012

like a wet chicken 

A phrase coined in "Roots", authored by the Pulitzer award winning novelist Alex Haley. A Mandinka elder tribesman is warning young tribesmen who have never seen a white man about the slave traders . The elder is describing how to detect the white man's presence.

"And remember, when you are close to where he has been his scent remains in the air. It is a smell like a wet chicken. The white man is here."

like a wet chicken by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008