Pick a winner 

It's often used when you're being spotted on picking boogers from your nose.

NB- (picking in his nose)
RB- did you pick a winner?
NB- very funny...

Pick a winner by AndrzejUK August 26, 2008

Breakfast for a winner 

an ironic way of describing your almost tragical grocery situation in your fridge

uhm, what am i having today..? ah, cereal and beer, breakfast for a winner!

Breakfast for a winner by Agnesium October 12, 2008

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

pick me a winner by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

Choose a winner 

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

Choose a winner by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

Living the life of a lotto winner 

Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.

She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.

Living the life of a lotto winner by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009

A real winner 

Said in a sarcastic way about someone who is actually the opposite of being a winner. A loser in other words.

Her ex boyfriend is a drug addict. Yea, he's a real winner.

A real winner by Andrewpreneur August 24, 2017

A-Winger

A person who has band and hangs out in the A-Wing at school. This person had very little friends that don't hang out in the A-Wing.

guy1: DUDE! Did you see that group of A-Wingers!?

guy2: Yeah, what a bunch of lames.

A-Winger by i am the iceman January 28, 2009