Don't forget to bring a towel! 

Something much more than a "random saying"
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5

"wanna get high? don't forget to bring a towel!"

Don't forget to bring a towel! by towlie:D October 21, 2009

Throw A Towel On It 

To put off doing something until later because currently you are being too awesome to deal with it

Bro 1: "Dude, there is this chick totally passed out on our kitchen floor!"

Bro 2: " Just throw a towel on it. We'll deal with it in the morning. Party on, bro!"

Throw A Towel On It by E.K. Trashily November 8, 2011

poop in a towel 

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.

"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."

poop in a towel by Owen D. February 18, 2009

Should have put a towel down 

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

Should have put a towel down by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

bring a towel 

Common advice for hookers.

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Maybe grab some condoms but don't forget to bring a towel."

bring a towel by Hitler's Sister June 5, 2016

nail a towel rack 

Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."

Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.

nail a towel rack by starfish1 May 5, 2006

Threw a towel down 

The action of placing a towel on the bed before having sex with your partner whilst in her period. The towel limits bedsheet soiling.

My G/F was in her moons and was up for it so we threw a towel down and got on with it.

Threw a towel down by mr_dirtbox July 21, 2009