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I'm a monster 

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.
Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"
I'm a monster by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

drawing a monster 

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
drawing a monster by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005

give your maj a monster 

on the february 26th you need to guve your favourite maj a monster
its 26th you should give your maj a monster
give your maj a monster by kekec February 25, 2021

Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass 

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"

Birth a smoke monster 

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!
Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

Is 'RM' a Rap Monster? 

All people that thinks that 'RM' stan for 'Rap Monster' they're wrong. The real meaning of 'RM' is 'Real Me'.
For example do not call 'RM' Rap Monster because it's NOT .
Just call him RM.

Is 'RM' a Rap Monster? No, it's Real Me.