Don't blame a clown 

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

Don't blame a clown by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Hung like a clown 

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"

Hung like a clown by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

tears of a clown 

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

tears of a clown by Ejizelator March 2, 2016

more fun than a clown on fire 

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

more fun than a clown on fire by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004

That's a clown question, bro.

Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.

"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."

"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!

That's a clown question, bro. by Digginsonson December 17, 2012

banging a clown 

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".

Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

banging a clown by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown

It's a reference to the old cartoon Charlie Brown.

"Sounds like a plan Stan."
"I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown."

I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown by Uselessinformation.mf April 17, 2017