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February 18th

February 18th is national push devon down a flight of stairs for not having seen the movie The Sandlot
Dylan: You know what day it is? February 18th
Devon: Fuck
February 18th by SandlotLover69 February 17, 2020

February 18th

The day where you have to tell your biggest secret to someone you don’t talk to!
Girl: “Did you know...”
Boy: “Uhh, i didn’t need to know..”
Girl: “It’s February 18th!”
February 18th by .LAy_BuY. December 11, 2020

February 18th

Bad luck day for anyone named: "Wakatoshi Ushijima."
This day is bad luck for those who unfortunately have the name, Wakatoshi Ushijima.

Kijō forgot about their date

Daishou went off

LITERALLY, sucks to be you ig x™
Person 1: "What day is it today?"

Person 2:"Oh its February 18th"

Daishou and Kijō: "It's time..."
February 18th by Sorryushi February 18, 2021

February 18th

National leave people on delivered day
Hey have you heard of February 18th it’s national leave people on read day
February 18th by Ezra bolen January 8, 2022

February 18th

if you are born on this day definitely have a foot fetish and suck your friends toes at sleepovers:)
friend: why are they staring at my feet and dribbling

you: i’m sorry to tell you this but they are born on February 18th
February 18th by daddy daisy November 8, 2019

Eat hamburgers and Sprite day February 18th

Kpop Star And "Memeber" of bts, Jung hoseok's ( or J-hope's ) Favorite Food is Hamburgers/spaghetti and SpRiTe!
Why not eat that on his birthday; February 18th?
Jungkook: Guess what day it is? Eat hamburgers and Sprite day february 18th btw

Jhope: happy birthday to me I'm 103 I still go to preschool and I miss my mommy my mom is at work she fired a jerk she hired a monkey to do my homework the monkey is dead we chopped off his head the rest of his body is stuffed up my bed!