1, 2 switcheroo

When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.

Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.

Man 2: OK?

Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.

1, 2 switcheroo by kennyj48 October 24, 2013

`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/*-789+4561230 

Has typed literally every type-able key in your keyboard.

Person 1: `1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/*-789+4561230
Person 2: Did you type every key on your keyboard??!!!11!1
Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Okay virgin get trolled iddiot!!!!21``!!1!

`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/*-789+4561230 by Boeing 727 March 26, 2021

1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross

When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.

1, 2 Teddy by The Adverb Ninja May 22, 2008

1!2@3#4%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? 

you've tried absolutely everything and now you have arrived here

bro im so bored: 1!2@3#4%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

1!2@3#4%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? by David228 October 11, 2019

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Once I caught a fish alive!

You know, the song we all start singing in maths class when we’re bored and we count 5 things, am I right??!! Oh, just me who does that? Oh o_o

“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I-”

“Be quiet or I’ll make you and the fishy dead!”

:(

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 by Sapphire14 March 27, 2022

1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*990)-_=+qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ 

You've tried all of the other letters and numbers on the keyboard out of pure boredom or just don't want to do anything productive. You are running out of letter and number combinations to search on Google. Oh, I think I hear your teacher calling on you. You might wanna see what she (or he) is talking about... good luck on that exam tomorrow ;)

I'm bored, how about I type 1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*990)-_=+qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ on the keyboard cause I have nothing to do :)

1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*990)-_=+qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ by Boredom March 29, 2020

1, 2 Punch 

The act of repeatingly punching a woman's vagina until she orgasms.

Elias gave Hollie the old "1, 2 punch!"

1, 2 Punch by Us People April 22, 2006