Life happened 

An idiomatic way of describing normal life as having undermined one's plans.

We were going to travel the world and have all sorts of adventures, but we had the mortgage to pay, my parents needed someone to look in on them, I lost my job, Cheryl got pregnant - you know, life happened - and all those grand plans were forgotten.

Life happened by AllHandlesAlreadyInUse July 31, 2016

the most troll thing just happened 

This is normally said by Remzi or other people whenever something considerably funny or worth sharing occurs. It indicates that something that could be considered troll happens.

Remzi: Bro by the way the most troll thing just happened!
Guillermo: What???
Remzi: When I was 10 I took 5 hot girls to a Justin Bieber concert just to fuck them.
Guillermo: VVVAAATT

the most troll thing just happened by Krink21029 January 31, 2019

what had happened was... 

the start to either a very good story or a bs one. either way should be interesting

you see what had happened was... proceed with story

what had happened was... by jstagurl August 19, 2008

Well that happened

A phrase used when something random and/or inexplicable has occurred. Serves as both an invitation to discuss the recent incident or a way to cut off a possible conversation about the incident.

You witness your naked father being chased by your neighbor's dog. Suddenly he is hit by a car, leaving him sprawled in the intersection while the dog licks him.

You: "Well that happened."

Your Friend: "Yep."

Well that happened by MacV216 July 17, 2009

stuff happened 

A discreet way of referring to various sexual acts, often used by women. It certainly refers to more than a quick kiss, but can denote anything from a cloths-on make-out session to full-blown intercourse. The lack of explicit detail is intentional on the part of the user of the phrase.

Girl: "Well, Jim and I ended up sharing a sleeping bag on that camping trip, and stuff happened. Now we're dating."

stuff happened by Planeswalker_ April 13, 2012

it happened to a friend of mine 

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".

George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...

it happened to a friend of mine by Sieffy April 5, 2013

wtf just happened!? 

An extraordinary event. Like Brazil losing 7:1 in a world cup semi, in Brazil.

Alan Hansen "I've never seen anything like it, ever..."
Gary Linker " wtf just happened!?"

wtf just happened!? by 0basement July 10, 2014