A Human chode 

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

A Human chode by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

Crusty Chode by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Josh is a giant chode.

Giant chode by awmm May 21, 2015

slap em with a chode 

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

slap em with a chode by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

Mr Chode 

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.

kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode

Mr Chode by Jambus October 29, 2010

Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

Bro Chode by It'sMassive December 16, 2010

chineese chode chomper

a chineese person who chomps on chodes

The guy that works at Tim Hortons is a Chineese Chode Chomper!!!

chineese chode chomper by The BuzOb's February 27, 2005