string-a-ling

The goo-string that drips off a flaccid, but recently relieved penis(ding-a-ling)

I had a 8" string-a-ling dripping off my ding-a-ling, until it stuck itself to my leg.

string-a-ling by URNtrouble July 7, 2012

Type-a-like 

Similar to, referring to; another idea or object.

This book is type-a-like that other book in our 4th grade class.

Type-a-like by Bird_Skull June 27, 2016

fierro a la verga

Let's do it.

Asshole: Hey, dude. Do you wanna go to the whorehouse with us?

Me(coolest guy on earth): Fierro a la verga, perro pendejo!

fierro a la verga by Annoying fucker. October 7, 2017

Pulling A Luis 

“Pulling a Luis” is the action of rarely showing up to band related events due to you just not wanting to go, sleep, vacation, etc. all your peers in you’re section are mad at you for rarely showing up.

Person 1:” Damnit, he isn’t here again. This is the third time this week that I’ve been the only trombone”
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis”

Pulling A Luis by Songpob Pornpipatpong June 13, 2018

Pulling a Lettmann 

When an acquaintance travels a long distance to specifically visit you and you “forget” you have a work meeting 1000 miles away, subsequently forcing said acquaintance to stay with with remotely related foreign cousins in a shitty neighborhood.

I flew all the way from Singapore to visit my buddy Jason, but turns out he was Pulling a Lettmann and was in Boston when I arrived. Instead I was forced to stay in Oakland with my 1/8 cousin from a Vietnam who kept stroking my fro.

Pulling a Lettmann by Congaflats February 19, 2019

peel a loaf 

It means to take a shit.

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

peel a loaf by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

railing a line 

To use only your nostril to snort meth or coke when nothing else suitable is available

That was some fire ice last night, sucks we couldn't find a straw. Railing a line is such a waste..

railing a line by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020