lickety piss 

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

lickety piss by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

hand licking fetish

A fetish in which the recipients hand is licked repetitively by the protagonist until the recipient orgasms or is rendered unconcious. Bam.

Charlie: "BRO, CARA LICKED MY HAND LAST NIGHT LIKE, 5 TIMES OR SOMETHING BRO!"

Jamie: "Dude...no fuckin way bro."

Charlie: "yea dude...hand licking fetish bro."

hand licking fetish by THECHAZZBROBRO January 24, 2011

titty licker 

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.

He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.

titty licker by Kelpie g September 12, 2017

Lickage 

A lighthearted jovial pursuit of random acts of kindness involving the usage of tongues.

Dude, get a picture of that lickage to post at www.lickage.com

Lickage by Lickage.com April 6, 2010

lickety blue 

crazy, insane, daft, not right in the head.

If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!

lickety blue by quicksdraws September 28, 2008

LickerLock 

The act of licking ones own hand and then firmly grasping the hand of someone else that has also preformed the act.

Let's seal the deal with a LickerLock Homie.

LickerLock by G_ridein August 30, 2018

lightbar licker 

Is any female that is attracted to police and will not leave them alone

Amy is so into Joe she cannot stay away from him.She is so a Lightbar licker.

lightbar licker by HeatherRenee' January 5, 2008