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American Shithead 

Now an even more commonly used nickname given to American travelers, thanks to 45’s stellar international reputation.
That loudmouth over there is probably just another entitled, gunslinging American Shithead.

facebook shithead 

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".

Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"

Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"

rolled shithead 

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat
My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!

slimy shithead 

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person
Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.
slimy shithead by Chaseface April 23, 2005

Christian Shithead

Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.

Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.

Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.

Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
Christian Shithead by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010