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Hydrogen Peroxide 

The medicinal Special Forces. pour it on a cut, scrape, etc, and it'll foam white. hurts like crap, but it kills everything bad.
i usually wait about a day before applying Hydrogen Peroxide to a cut or scrape, that way it hurts less.

proximity mine 

Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.
"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."
proximity mine by Pantanto April 30, 2004
amazing UK group who have dipped into dance/techno/heavy/trance and kept the queer boy bands outta the top 10 in the late 80's to mid 90's.
we're the prodigy, twisted, melted
prodigy by S March 13, 2003

prodiginous 

A more intellegent way to say cool.
"Check out this game!"

"Prodiginous!"
prodiginous by TacticalBread February 8, 2007
Sticking a fist, toy, or any large object in a girls ass
Last night my girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I started probing her.
Probing by bg_nick January 31, 2015

proximity sensor 

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...
As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.