dad omelette 

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

dad omelette by bakedjake August 30, 2021

trunk omelette 

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

trunk omelette by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

Flopped Omelette

Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of

He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair

Flopped Omelette by Krafffffty January 12, 2022

Iranian Omelette 

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

Iranian Omelette by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

Noodle omelette 

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

Noodle omelette by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

Noodle omelette 

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

Noodle omelette by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

bacon omelette 

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

bacon omelette by gargantuanD June 24, 2022