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Masturbate 

What i'll do on your grave :)
I'm gonna masturbate on your grave
Masturbate by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Masturbate 

What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already
I masturbate because im lonely
Masturbate by 5Skin not 4Skin January 9, 2020

masturbate 

To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.
"yo bro pp work does yours?"

"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"

"grandma room she in is?"

"no course of not is she what?!"

"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
masturbate by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020

Masturbate 

A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.
"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."

"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"
Masturbate by Silver Blake December 15, 2020

Masturbate 

Verb

To stroke your penis up and down until white shit comes out the top.
I masturbate every night.
Masturbate by Joetherealone September 29, 2021

masturbate 

A man grabs his dick and strokes back and forward to pleasure himself
masturbate by 2swagggrrr November 5, 2021