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Bottle Kisser 

A move in sex where one of the two partners takes a full bottle of beer with the top on, and inserts it into the rectum of another. Once inside, the partner takes a bottle opener and removes the cap and then places his/her lips on the mouth of the bottle and chugs the whole beer.
Man, I just got a Bottle Kisser from my ex, it was great but the beer was a tad warm... then we tried an Alabama Hotpocket.
Bottle Kisser by James The Hammer October 6, 2012
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Rug Kisser 

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
Rug Kisser by Captain Lean September 30, 2015

Floor Kisser 

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?
Floor Kisser by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

clam kisser 

Another word for a lesbian. Basically the lesbian version of being a pickle puffer
Those two girls kissing under the tree are likely clam kissers
clam kisser by M.L.K.K.K April 21, 2017

noisy kisser 

A noisy kisser, someone who enjoys groaning into a kiss or sucking on lips, tongue anything they can get their lips on-
Guy: *groaning and sucking on bottom lip*
Girl: *pulling away* you are one noisy kisser-
noisy kisser by Menichi June 25, 2018

Snatch Kisser

A person with a profound love for pussy.
"Ck is a crazy snatch kisser", told Poori
Snatch Kisser by neonmonkey August 31, 2018

Cousin Kisser 

A person who can not tell the difference between a girlfriend and a cousin
My uncle is a cousin kisser. And he touches me