"Whenever that person gets near me, it gets so fuckotic, because I can never tell whether they're a guy or a girl. (This person just happens to be Tony Danza)"
A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.