What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.
Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
Hes such a baller-on-a-budget!! He told us that he had a great job in the city but he actually waits tables downtown? I mean, why lie? #baller-on-a-budget
The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.
"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"
"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"
for those cheap asses who choose to not get unlimited text messgaes on their cell plan, and instead get to budget their monthly allowance of text so as not to inccur extra charges..