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cock blister 

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.
1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!
cock blister by NickName4U May 2, 2006
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A type of retail packaging that looks like a transparent bubble glued or taped to a cardboard backing.
"He was selling a vintage star wars figure but the blister was coming unglued from the cardback"
blister by TC84 February 12, 2013
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1. A state of complete, and utter happiness. Often seen as heaven-like.

2. An awesome and amazing song by Muse, including the lyrics:

Everything about you is how I wanna be
Your freedom comes naturally
Everything about you resonates happiness
Now I won't settle for less
1. I was in bliss when i was with him...

2. Wow! I love that Bliss song by Muse
Bliss by Citizen_Erased December 31, 2005
Finnish slang word for "beer"

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"Meitsi oli eilen pleksit ku tuli otettuu vähä liikaa bissee"
"I was totally drunk yesterday for having too much bisse"
bisse by DictatorOfVähäkyrö March 21, 2005

Hipster-blister 

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.
George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.
Hipster-blister by 3bonie November 23, 2011
A fan of albertsstuff, or flamingo. These fans are young sometimes so can be toxic but most of them are super sweet. A lot of people hate on them for liking flamingo though.
Hater: imagine watching flamingo
Blister: imagine spending your time on someone you hate
Blister by Khloeisdabest September 21, 2020
the wallpaper of windows xp that you and your friends look at everytime you open the school computer to play pinball

childhood man.... childhood.....
(Person 1: hey man do you remember Bliss (windows xp wallpaper?

Person 2: Yeah i remember it!
Bliss by UltimateTV3 January 9, 2021