Arizona Sharpie Ballot 

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"

I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night

Arizona Sharpie Ballot by anonymous November 6, 2020

Black sharpie

Tall skinny black person

they arre such a black sharpie

Black sharpie by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.

David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.

Green Sharpie by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023

Pink Sharpie 

The Pink Sharpie is a WXcommunity term when an SPC forecaster wants to issue a severe weather high risk, or just referring to a high risk in general. Pink, because a high risk's color on the SPC map is well, pink. And sharpie because well, drawing it risk on the map I guess.

"Oh man! SPC Forecaster Broyles is gonna issue a pink sharpie for Oklahoma!"
"Oh boy that pink sharpie will be rare!"

Pink Sharpie by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

Pulling A Sharpie by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

Schrödinger’s Sharpie

Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.

I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".

Schrödinger’s Sharpie by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016