Shoemuffle Platypus

A Karelian Bear Dog Alaskan Husky mix; bred for its skills and magic.

Holly is a Shoemuffle Platypus and is the Princess of Karelia.

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A platypus

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When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb

“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!

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defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

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Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin

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Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists

Damn, Marie is such an oddball. I can't catagorize her, she's like a platypus... a social platypus

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When you or your buddy spread one another’s butthole with your big toes, then get butthole to butthole, then shit aggressively down each other.

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