Painting the garage 

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

Painting the garage by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009

pinging

When u have so much energy you are bouncing off the walls. Your always happy and you just want to jump around like a retard...

"Hey dude what's up with you today, you're really happy?"

"Mate, im pinging!!"

pinging by *Apple* April 16, 2006

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

Pining For The Pork Sword by Fav May 1, 2008

Pinning 

Steroid user/bodybuilder lingo for injections or injecting.

"Hey man, i just pinned one gram of tren, the pip was pretty bad." "Once you get used to pinning, it's not that bad"

Pinning by Black Broly November 6, 2017

painting the pole 

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

painting the pole by buzzman October 29, 2006

punting baby syndrome 

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

punting baby syndrome by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

College Works Painting 

Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.

The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.

College Works Painting by audreyfan86 February 27, 2009