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double coyote ugly 

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.
"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).
double coyote ugly by jewpoints December 12, 2004

Silent Coyote 

Only the most amazing hand signal ever to be thought of. Made by placing thumb, middle and ring finger together while index finger and pinkie are pointed outwards to form a coyote who is silent and who doesnt give a freak.
Dude 1: Hey what should we dude? I like so toats bored.
Dude 2: I dunno, we could "silent coyote."
Dude 1: Yesh! Thats so freaking fun. SILENT COYOTE! (both dudes do silent coyote and have the best day ever)
Silent Coyote by Hbla November 11, 2011

cool coyote

One awesome guy. Who always brightens up your day! Calls you a pooper and yetsomehow you can't be mad at him. He is truely a one of a kind person. Knows who he is in life and won't let anyone or anything change that. <3 He knows what to do in most situtions and has always been there for me.
"hey man your a cool coyote!"

"nahhh, man thats phillip"
cool coyote by Kaytee kay. October 19, 2010

reverse coyote 

An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.
He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.
reverse coyote by lmaosama September 20, 2014

stinky coyote 

The howling noise an individual makes the first time doing anal due to the pain.
The neighbors were concerned for my girlfriend because she did a Stinky Coyote last night.
stinky coyote by BigBoiPapa December 26, 2016

pull a coyote 

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.
You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!
pull a coyote by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006