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Squish date 

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
Squish date by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
A Squish is a crush you cant stop thinking about, the "apple of your eye", the hottest person in your orbit.. Squish can be men or women. My Squish is always going to be hotter than your Squish.. Thats just the way it works.
Squish by Pbbfftt March 7, 2021

squish mallow 

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM
Squish mallows are fucking trash
“Why did Kevin buy that new sofa? He said he was only going to sit down for a couple minutes!”

“Because Kevin is a squish! He doesn’t know how to say no!”
Squish by atpro April 19, 2021
What Julia will do if Sam and Gwynna argue.
Julia the squisher will come down and squish you.
Squish by Julia the squisher July 1, 2021
ad. When something is so indescribably cute and huggable.
"What's your boyfriend like?"
"Hhhh, omg he's so squish"
squish by compalia August 13, 2021