Crushing the Pear 

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

Crushing the Pear by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

crushing salad 

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

crushing salad by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

crushing the buoys by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017

crushing some jerky 

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

crushing some jerky by Team_Wes June 13, 2018

crushing candy 

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

crushing candy by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

Crushing 

When you find a cute person and you think you like them

You: who do you like???
Me: i am crushing on Sebastian

Crushing by Thequeenvale November 4, 2019

Crushing 

When you find a cute person and you think you like them

You: who do you like???
Me: i am crushing on Sebastian

Crushing by Thequeenvale November 4, 2019