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Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.
Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.
Police by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
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the civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
"When someone is killed, the police have to be informed."
Police by anonymous September 3, 2021
A corrupt justice system that believes when a police officer kills an unarmed black person it is justified. They are the chosen whites
Guy:heard about George Floyd?
Girl:Yeah, the police killed him by kneeling on him.
Police by Starkid325 November 9, 2021
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Andy saw police
Police by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021
A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.
Police by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021
A widely known and self explanatory word, possibly used as a noun or verb, yet unknown as an acronym: Pointless Overbearing Losers Intending Constant Exploitation
Police by William Stevenson March 25, 2022
*the police arrive*

well well well, if it isnt my tax dollars
Police by DraftDraft July 26, 2022