pixting 

Picture texting

"pixting while driving? shaaaame XD"

pixting by heartstrace December 28, 2013

painting the sheets 

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

painting the sheets by yung lemon September 13, 2016

adult finger painting 

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.

During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

adult finger painting by The mermaid artist June 20, 2017

painting your toenails 

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

painting your toenails by Chasity May 3, 2004

brad pitting 

When you decide to not wear underwear, and you can see those lines leading to your penis. This only applies for males, females is called Paris Hiltoning.

"Hey man I just zipped my dick up, I shouldnt have went brad pitting tonight"

"Hey man I think that girl is paris hiltoning"

brad pitting by Daniel Bolton October 28, 2005

rat pointing London style 

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle while piping up low grade crack cocaine in a red phone box while watching EastEnders on a portable black and white TV.

(see also "rat pointing")

Mbutu's family had never forgiven him for getting caught rat pointing London style with his friend Rajiv.

rat pointing London style by Icy Mike February 7, 2005

Pinking Out 

Being Emotional(EMO). Childish, Whiney, Drama Creator.

Paladins in WoW have pink letters in the chat interface.

Paladins are prone to "Pinking Out" from time to time.

Pinking Out by Finkelstein area52 February 23, 2009