tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

tommy dicked by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Cat-dicked 

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

Cat-dicked by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

flat dicker 

One who always lies prone while playing multi player games to avoid being shot.

That flat dick'n sum bitch just shot me in my face. He's laying down by the trucks.

Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.

credit to ItchyKitten

flat dicker by SEAWOLF tm January 22, 2017

Limp Dicked 

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

Limp Dicked by Riper123 February 7, 2017

De-dicked

When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...

Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....

De-dicked by 808-pride December 2, 2018

Dumby Dicked

Verb/adjective

To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.

*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*

Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.

*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*

It’s dumby dicked.

Dumby Dicked by anonymous February 3, 2021

Chicken Dicken

When a willing recipient is entered from the rear (anal or vaginal) by the giver (male, trans or strapped female). The recipient assumes a chicken like position with hands on hips and arms in a wing like shape. The giver takes hold of these wings and gives the chicken, a good old fashioned dicken! Clucking noises optional.

Hey Brad, what did you and Loren get up to last night? Morning Emma. I gave it to Loren Chicken Dicken style!

Chicken Dicken by Mitcho138 June 20, 2022