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Dashboard Confessional 

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.
As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.

internet connection 

Smth that only exist for robots and gods .
hey ! there is a good internet connection in NASA and Mark Zuckerberg' home.

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Slow internet connection 

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies
boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

conceition 

the act of being conceited, filled with
Those 'scene kids' are so full of conceition.
conceition by lauren rad April 9, 2007

connection master 

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

Soul connection 

When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same
Joe and Lisa had a soul connection and when he hurt, she did too
Soul connection by lizziates November 7, 2006