Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

Bagel Fuck by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

Bagel King 

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

Bagel King by pizzadue December 10, 2012

bagel eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

bagel eating jew by Jarwell September 17, 2016

bagel badger 

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

bagel badger by pooppopo October 20, 2009

Bagel Fucker 

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

Bagel Fucker by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

Bagel Fuck by snzn March 28, 2009

bagel slapped 

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

bagel slapped by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006