Asian Rice Cakes 

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

Asian Rice Cakes by Yourprostate January 8, 2008

Declan Rice

The one remaining snake that St. Patrick never banished

Fuck Declan Rice

Declan Rice by WeAllDreamOfATeamOfJohnOSheas March 28, 2019

Rice Fluffer 

The whores who suck porn's stars cocks in Asian porno films before going on set for their scene.

That bitch was a kick ass rice fluffer on the set of 'All Cocks in Gook Crotch'

Rice Fluffer by You Knowz It June 14, 2009

ricer 

Japanese imports that gay inbreed hillbillies try to make fun of when they roll up to them at a red light in their 40-30 year old shit 3 ton muscle car(but it's fast because it has a 350lb V8 that only makes 200 hp) they stop laughing when they hear the 2 step launch control and see the tail lights of the"ricer" . Often having better proformunce than almost a muscle cars in any area. They are often driven by younger people who keep up with technology and advancements, unlike the american way of just adding more cylinders or displacement.

often people who live in trailers compare the worst import to an american made car which they will never be able to afford either way

yesterday i was in my STi and this hillbilly pulled up next to me with with his brother and sister having sex in the back seat. he asked me if i wanted to get my ass kicked in a race. so we raced and when i launched and he was still wondering how this ricer beat the shit out of him

ricer by japanise4banger March 18, 2011

Rice penis 

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

Rice penis by BabyMonster May 5, 2013

rice queen 

A non-Asian gay male who is predominantly physically attracted to other gay males of Asian descent, usually significantly younger. Similar to the phenomenon plaguing Asian women in the western world, the "rice queen" objectify, sexualize, and demoralize his Asian counterpart. Vice versa, the Asian male in the partnership internalize this colonial, imperialistic, and racist worldview, and will come to believe that by dating a non-Asian, this will increase his social status within the local gay community. It is NEVER "just an attraction".

Oh my gosh, girl, don't even talk to that rice queen. If you sleep with him you've slept with every Asian in this town!

rice queen by brownie9587 August 13, 2007

rice rocket 

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

rice rocket by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003