Pepomet 

A word of consolation that is expressed when a minor inconvenience takes place.

Person 1: Bro someone just stole my wallet.

Person 2: Oof, Pepomet.

Pepomet by manes May 25, 2019

Peppa Pig 

Physical description: A tall ass pig who is 7”1 and when she jumps on muddy puddles *ground shakes* as she creates an earthquake 6.9420 on the Richter scale

Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops

Suzy Sheep: WHY iS thE grOuNd ShaKiNg

Zoey Zebra: Peppa pig’s family is NoW jumping on deez muddy poodles

Peppa Pig by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 9, 2021

cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

cock of pepperoni by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

Crystal Pepsi 

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

pepper thy angus 

Meaning "Prepare your anus"

Guy - Pepper thy angus brah im goin in dry
Homie - U wot m8?
Guy - No homer simpson

pepper thy angus by Blazerjaxx June 21, 2014

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

ripperoni pepperoni by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Pepega 

The politically correct way of saying retarded.

John: Wow, what a retard.
Arnold: Dude you can't say that
John: Sorry, I mean "pepega."

Pepega by pepega2 March 26, 2019