1. West Brook High School dirtleg planning on graduating in the year 2004. But grades or attendance records may keep some from making that accomplishment. (GED is there only option after failure of graduating.) 2. Cock gobbler. 3. Person who gets drunk off of nonalcoholic drinks (Usually consisting of Sun Kist soda and tap water.) 4. Often uses vegetables (pickles, squash, potatoes, etc.) as sexual toys. 5. Has sexual intercourse up the rectum (Doggy style) on a ladder while singing some David Allan Coe. 6. Often seen on the sandy creek bottoms having sexual intercourse on the rag (red sand).
Basically God in the flesh. He's more metal than you'll ever be. Even if you had your skeleton replaced with adamantium. Enjoys long walks on the beach, whiskey, and an affinity for women of Japanese descent. He's also your dad, regardless of what your mom says.