Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

Dueling poop by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

Duell joke 

A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of a dad joke with a 100% facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.

You know why a paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100% Duell joke

James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh. Duell Joke

Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke

Duell joke by Anonymousmaybebio May 21, 2022

Skywars Duels 

Skywars Duels. Play Skywars Duels

Skywars Duels. Play Skywars Duels

Skywars Duels by Scotland__ May 10, 2021

Dueling Pianos 

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!

I love dueling pianos!

Dueling Pianos by Beidi November 24, 2005

webcam dueling 

Using fake wands and pretending to duel with another person through a webcam.

ex: Dude, I totally beat her at webcam dueling.

webcam dueling by Brenandfriend August 19, 2009

Duelund 

The name Duelund is the only name you will never be able to find explanation for.

It's origin is unknown to mankind, and with good reason. A Duelund can be compared to a Myth, a Hero, an unseen glorious time of which reasonableness no longer exists.
A Duelund is the greatest of great; the best of best and the most awesome awesomeness.
Imagination; that's what it takes to experience the true Duelund.

He is the phenomenon amongst us that makes the world spin, the day go by and the stone drop to the ground. He is everything!

Obama to God one friday night: "Did you just run into Duelund?"
God: "Nah I AM Duelund"'

On the womens toilet:
"I got such amazing sex last night, that my world is still spinning"
"You got a Duelund, didn't you?"
"Yep"

One mailman to another:
"Do you know Duelund?"
"""Duelund"? -Never heard of it..."
"NEVER HEARD OF HIM!? -He is your creator, your zen-zai, your karma, your luck, your everything!...NEVER HEARD OF HIM!!?? - You are in big trouble now!"
-But not to worry - cause a Duelund takes care of everyone - even the ones with short-term memory and tatoos.

Duelund by Slupermand February 17, 2010

Wind Dueling 

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

Wind Dueling by SirBobbius December 25, 2021