House of Dike

use to describe independent lesbian polygamist households of four or more women. who as a group kidnap a male, breed and then eat him.

that house of dike did mark last weekend, poor mark.

House of Dike by Dud Dudlee September 12, 2023

faggot cock dike twink 

a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.

Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!

faggot cock dike twink by meowmeowpooface February 4, 2024

Vike and Dike

noun - The prescription pain killer combination of Vicodin (hydrocodone/acetaminophen) a narcotic, and Diclofenac, a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory (NSAID).

Also spelled “Vic and Dic,” but always pronounced with long I’s, rhyming with “bike”

Be careful saying this around those in the LGBTQ community, because Dike or Dic sounds like “Dyke,” which some consider a slur for lesbians. When used in the context of the drug combination, it is not intended to have a slur connotation.

Me when I wake up grumpy and in pain: “Gimme the Vike and Dike.”

“The doctor’s got me on the ole Vic and Dic regiment. It does wonders for my pain.”

Vike and Dike by Raditude March 10, 2026

yikey dikes!

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.

Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!

yikey dikes! by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

Dikembe Mutombo by The Nutter September 4, 2006

The Dikembe Mutombo 

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

The Dikembe Mutombo by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009

Dikembe Mutombo

A retired Congolese American professional basketball player, last playing for the Houston Rockets of the NBA, now U.S. senator of Colorado. Mutombo at 7' 2", showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session. Mutombo punctuated his final block, a clean rejection of the Criminal Justice Reinvestment Act, with his signature finger wag.

Sen 1: "This healthcare bill may not include the public option, however..."

Sen 2: "Get that weak-ass legislation out of my house!"

Sen 3: "He just Dikembe Mutomboed his punk ass."

Dikembe Mutombo by Parhelium March 1, 2010