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ball bagged 

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
ball bagged by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011

Vaginal Baggage 

A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.
Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.

boob bagged 

When a woman's breasts (or quite possibly, a man's breasts) are dropped onto another person's face/forehead/mouth.

A woman's version of teabagging a man, although most men probably wouldn't object to this act.
My boyfriend was laying his head on my lap. I lowered my breasts onto his face, and said,"Ha! You just got boob bagged!"
boob bagged by Sugaballs June 17, 2010
the fries at the bottom of the fast food bag when all the food is removed.

The holder of the bag thus gets the "Bagglers"
"Here, take your burger so i can have these bagglers."
bagglers by Eli Ouellette October 12, 2008

hoe baggin' 

The act of circulating an area to collect prostitutes for later use.
John Doe is heading to Taiwan's red light district for a night of hoe baggin'.

I went hoe baggin' for the bachelor party.
hoe baggin' by cc-_2342 May 26, 2008

yam baggle 

To be assulted with consent or with out by a homo sexual using the act of head, hand job, gargling balls or otherwise homo induced acts.
When I went to the bagglers house , he had been drinking and tried to yam baggle me before I could make it out the door.
yam baggle by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014