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Nicolas is a proud swede, nice at times and is quite small (but he'll never confess that, in his opinion he's tall). He can be a bit of a dick but he is good overall. As his role with being a proud swede he believes Sweden is the best and will laugh at people attempting to pronounce ikea furniture names
Person "Nicolas is very small"
Nicolas "I'm actually very tall, taller than you"
Nicolas by Disappointing brit April 24, 2019

nicolas ciechanowski 

Nicolas Ciechanowski is sweet, calm, loving, and hot! Nicolas Ciechanowski is not mean at all. In fact, all Nicolas Ciechanowski’s are nice and sweet! He will love you and care for you for all eternity. He’s not a drinker and he loves to play video games. If you’re a Nicolas Ciechanowski’s girlfriend, well lucky you! You have found a man you will never forget! Any girl is lucky to be with a Nicolas Ciechanowski.
Girl 1: Hey who’s that?
Girl 2: That’s Nicolas Ciechanowski.
Girl 1: He sounds really nice. I’m gonna go talk to him!
Nikolai is batman, simply explained.
WOAH LOOK ITS NIKOLAI IN THE BATMOBILE.
Nikolai by anonymous October 9, 2022

Dirty Nikolai 

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.
I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.
Nikola is good in bed , good at everything . Massive schlong , funny , sexy and won't break your heart only your bed .
Girl 1: Hey Nikola just said hi to us.

girl 2: omg he is so perfect
Nikola by LongSchlongGuy April 16, 2020
Nikola shortened Niko

Nikola is a man with a very strong personality. He is a kind, amazing and very thoughtful person, even though he wont let it show to people he doesn't care about. He appreciates honesty and fairness and despises ignorant people. He is hiding his wonderful personality behind a facade made of very good roasting skill.

He hates simping.

As a partner he is a very loving person. Might surprise you in the sheets.
Girl1: Is that Nikola?
Girl2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag, but also kinda sweet!
Nikola by gajciii December 4, 2020