A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.
the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.
"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.