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Four Loko 

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
Four Loko by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018

Four Loko 

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.
Four Loko by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Four loko 

A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.

Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko
“Oh god, the four loko is hitting. I’m going to blackout tonight for sure.”

“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”
Four loko by Nepenthe12042 May 12, 2021

Soko Loko 

This really cross eyed bald guy from the city of Stone
"Have you seen the cross eyed bald guy??????"
"You mean he has Soko Loko"
Soko Loko by Soko Loko January 2, 2023

Four Loko 

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!
Four Loko by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024

four loko factor 

the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.
"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.
four loko factor by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024