Perfect Latina 

Marisol 🤤

The perfect Latina was wrong about the dictionary.

Perfect Latina by KingA-list June 22, 2018

Afro-Latina 

A woman from or with roots from any spanish speaking country that has both black (African) and spanish ancestry. She has the best of both worlds. She comes in different delicious flavors. Cafe (Celia Cruz), cafe con leche (Zoe Saldana), caramel (Rosario Dawson) and sometimes leche (Mariah Carey). She is sensual, sexy, passionate, has the baddest curves and can dance her culo off. She is a goddess and you are lucky to know her and even luckier to LOVE her. Sometimes, this hottie is sad, because nobody knows she is latina and she has to prove herself with the latino community because of their own racism.

"Wow, Colombia has the most beautiful afro-latinas in the world!"

Guy #1 Did you know, Mariposa was Afro-Latina?
Guy#2 No! She's hot!
Guy#3 Yeah, I'm so lucky to have found her!

Afro-Latina by Mariposa Linda January 18, 2009

Wise Latina 

A older woman of hispanic ethnicity with supernatural powers.

Carla is a great grandmother at 30. She can speak English and Spanish. In her small apartment live five generations of public assistance beneficiaries. She is a Wise Latina!

Wise Latina by El Pinhead June 5, 2009

sexy latina 

A redundant statement.

Saying "sexy latina" is like saying "dumb blonde". It's repetitive.

sexy latina by Da_Boss April 18, 2007

lingua latina 

Non penis canina.

A: Fuck me in the ass! I failed Latin again because of stupid declensions! This is bullshit, why do I even need to learn a dead language?!

B: Lingua latina non penis canina.

A: What?

B: It translates to "Latin language is not a dog's dick." Scholars have used this saying for ages, meaning it's a complex and elegant language, and you need to put in a lot of intellectual effort to learn it. Well no surprise you failed.

C: Actually, retards, the proper way is "Lingua latina non penis canis est." By the way, "penis" also means "tail", so not only this sentence is grammatically incorrect, but also ambiguous. If you're gonna meme, at least learn some basic grammar.

B: Thanks smartass...

A: No one fucking cares.

lingua latina by Saving November 29, 2022

Dumpy Latina 

A Hispanic descent female with a fat ass

Damn! Look at that dumpy Latina named Angie!

Dumpy Latina by Ahnnie April 30, 2023

copy and paste latina

A female of latina origin, always a full face makeup ESPECIALLY LASHES and always pretty. Usually either have an "Edgar" boyfriend or a fat one. They tend to have a white-washed mentality and usually love hello kitty items.

Did you see Maya? I think she's a copy and paste latina.

copy and paste latina by username09898 December 31, 2022