hashtaghashtag 

When you are too mainstream for the normal hashtag and wish to break the mould and become an edgy hip*

"I saw your tweet last night, my mind was blown"
"You saw my new thing?"
"Yeah!"
"I was banterful, 'My dogs just squat everywhere #hashtaghashtag #bitgrim #nomorefibrefor them'"
"Why you so witty?"
"I know not"

hashtaghashtag by Mildturd September 20, 2012

hashtag abuser 

Someone who OD's on the hashtags to the point of being obnoxius.

A Hashtag Abuser's Posts on Social Media usually look like this :
I #me went#pasttensegoes to#2 the#da the#thee store#placetoshop .#puncuationmark #hashtagabuser

hashtag abuser by nbecks August 4, 2014

Extract the Hostages 

How you refer to masturbation if you play too much Counter-Strike, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6, or especially SOCOM. You may refer to your porn as intel and your hand as your squad or team, and your penis could be the compound.

Alright team, thanks to the intel we have gathered Firteam Bravo is going to extract the hostages from the terrorist compound.

Extract the Hostages by AdDiCtEd2sOcOm December 10, 2008

hashtag abuser 

That common guy or girl that includes 10 or more hashtags to their social content to try to find random people to like his or her pictures.

I became a hashtag abuser since I signed up on Instagram.

hashtag abuser by debugmaster August 4, 2014

hashtagged

- Verb
- Attach a hashtag to

"It it wasn't hashtagged, it never happened."
"She hashtagged her photo on instagram with #twerking."

hashtagged by iamericsistible September 12, 2013

hashtag abuser 

Instagram/twitter users looking for easy followers

#l4l #like4like #like4lik3 #f4f #follow4follow #followforfollow #followfriday #picoftheday #potd

That girl/guy is so follower hungry they're a hashtag abuser

hashtag abuser by Kirky1995 August 4, 2014

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages 

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008