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Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.
She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw

Gold digger digger 

Someone who seeks romantic involvement with a wealthy individual with the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship, who specifically targets someone who has succcessfully sought romantic involvement with a wealthy individual, who had the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship.
Brandon: Did you hear, that old guy Rachel married just died, now she's filthy rich. What a gold digger.

Deacon: That aint nothin', I heard Jay just got together with Rachel, you know he's only after her money. He a straight gold digger digger.

Brandon: Word.

gold digger repellent 

A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.
Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!

Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.

Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!

Gold Digger Ism 

The act or profession of a man/woman which is a gold digger
Good Evening Miss. My name is Adam. Im 6'1, well off and successful in my company which specializes in Gold Digger Ism.
Gold Digger Ism by ladyz21 September 28, 2009

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.
I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.
Fools Gold Digger by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

Male gold digger 

A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions. Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls. Rarely works, sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear. If its too good to be true it probably is.
Typical abuser traits when you first encounter them. Caution avoid the male gold digger.
Male gold digger by Furnace June 21, 2013