Finn
Finn couldn’t outwit a growth defected cabbage. There are turnips smarter than Finn. A Finn’s family is more inbred than the average Hasburg and so fat that when they lie down they are three feet taller.a Finn couldn’t attract the average STD. He is less attractive than a Halogen. In 80% of all known cases Finns resort to shagging dogs and self harm to take away the pain. Whom would name their child Finn? A man so irrefutably pathetic that he spends his evenings whittling away sewing name labels onto his LGBTQ+ issue condoms, a glorified schizophrenic with a Bruce Lee complex. Whom? Only a yogurt. A Finn will get dominated by the weakest Dylan. Be less Finn.
Finn by Дилан Мерфи биш November 20, 2019