Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese 

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese is a very smart dude who is white asf, a lil German 😰 , and very hot 😏 no girls want him but guys do, he’s jus that cute.

girl: omg is that Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese?!?!
boy: yes he’s very hot
girl: E 😣😣

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese by sparkzlol74 April 21, 2022

Destringing dick cheese 

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

Destringing dick cheese by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

hairy dick cheese by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

Mummy Dick Cheese 

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

Mummy Dick Cheese by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

Oral dick cheese 

When a woman sucks off a dirty sweaty man she gets oral dick cheese..

I gave that girl Becky some of my oral dick cheese

Oral dick cheese by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008

Asian dick cheese 

A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno

You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck

Asian dick cheese by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019